Horizons Kindergarten
I have a strong, constant desire to pee in different places and on different things.. Is this weird?
It all started when I was in kindergarten and accidentally locked myself in the janitor’s room. I had to wee wee really bad so I just went on the door. I realized that I thoroughly enjoyed it. I began to experiment a bit. I peed in the shower(sometimes with one leg raised like a puppy doggy), I peed in the oven. I peed on my dad’s computer, the water tank, fish bowl, etc. Eventually I began to broaden my horizons and leave the county to pee in new and exciting places. By the time I reached college, I had peed in 30 states and was flat broke and in debt with credit card bills from all the gas, motel, and food expenses. I plan to visit my grandma over spring break and soak her dentures in fresh, warm piss then leave like a thief in the night. Hopefully someone will find Atlantis one day and I can pee pee there too. Anybody have any thoughts on my adventures? Suggestions? Am I weird?
Yes I think you need help, before you go see grandma.
Or before you get hurt, ond day you may piss on high energy electrical equipment, and that could kill your need to pee period.
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